Add to Pinterest My neighbor brought over a plate of jalapeño poppers one Sunday, and I ate five before I realized I'd ruined my appetite for dinner. The creamy filling, the bite of pepper, the salty bacon—it stuck with me for days. I kept thinking about how those flavors would coat pasta, how that richness would cling to every piece. So I made it happen, and now it's the dish I crave when I want comfort with a little kick.
I made this for a potluck once, and someone asked if I'd catered it. I laughed because I'd been standing in my kitchen in sweatpants an hour earlier, whisking cheese sauce and hoping it wouldn't break. But that's the magic of this dish—it tastes like effort, even when it's forgiving. People scraped the bowl clean, and I went home with requests for the recipe scribbled on napkins.
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Ingredients
- Penne or rotini pasta (12 oz): The ridges and tubes grab onto the sauce beautifully, so every bite is creamy and full of flavor.
- Bacon (6 slices, chopped): This is your salty, smoky backbone—cook it until it's crispy, and save a little fat for sautéing the aromatics.
- Jalapeños (4 large, halved and sliced): Roasting them under the broiler mellows the heat and brings out a sweet, smoky char that makes all the difference.
- Garlic (2 cloves, minced): Just enough to add warmth without stealing the spotlight from the peppers.
- Onion (1 small, finely chopped): It adds a subtle sweetness and helps build the base of the sauce.
- Butter (2 tbsp): Combined with flour, this creates the roux that thickens your sauce into something luscious.
- All-purpose flour (2 tbsp): It binds the milk into a velvety sauce, so don't skip the whisking step.
- Whole milk (2 cups): The creaminess here is non-negotiable—it's what makes the sauce coat the pasta like a hug.
- Cream cheese (4 oz, softened): This is the secret to that jalapeño popper tang and ultra-smooth texture.
- Cheddar cheese (1 cup, shredded): Sharp cheddar brings a bold, familiar richness that anchors the whole dish.
- Monterey Jack cheese (1 cup, shredded): It melts like a dream and adds a mild creaminess that balances the cheddar.
- Smoked paprika (½ tsp): A little smokiness goes a long way, especially if you're skipping the bacon.
- Black pepper (¼ tsp): Just enough to add a whisper of heat without competing with the jalapeños.
- Salt: Taste as you go—the bacon and cheese are salty, so you may need less than you think.
- Panko breadcrumbs (¼ cup, toasted) and chives (2 tbsp, chopped): Optional, but they add crunch and color that make the dish feel finished.
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Instructions
- Boil the pasta:
- Cook your penne or rotini in salted boiling water until al dente, following the package timing. Drain it well and set it aside while you build the sauce.
- Roast the jalapeños:
- Lay the sliced jalapeños on a baking sheet and broil them on high for 3 to 4 minutes, just until the edges char and blister. This step transforms them from sharp and raw to smoky and sweet.
- Crisp the bacon:
- In a large skillet over medium heat, cook the chopped bacon until it's golden and crispy, then transfer it to paper towels. Leave about a tablespoon of bacon fat in the pan—it's liquid gold for flavor.
- Sauté the aromatics:
- Add the chopped onion to the skillet and cook for 2 minutes until it softens. Toss in the minced garlic and cook for another minute, stirring so it doesn't burn.
- Make the roux:
- Stir in the butter and let it melt into the onion and garlic, then whisk in the flour. Cook for a full minute, stirring constantly, so the raw flour taste cooks out and you get a smooth base.
- Build the cheese sauce:
- Slowly pour in the milk, whisking the whole time to keep lumps from forming. Let it come to a gentle simmer and cook for about 3 minutes until it thickens enough to coat the back of a spoon.
- Melt in the cheeses:
- Lower the heat and whisk in the cream cheese, cheddar, Monterey Jack, smoked paprika, and black pepper. Stir until everything melts into a smooth, glossy sauce, then taste and add salt as needed.
- Combine everything:
- Fold in the roasted jalapeños and half the bacon, then add the drained pasta. Toss everything together until every piece is coated in that creamy, spicy sauce.
- Serve and garnish:
- Plate the pasta immediately, then top with the remaining bacon, toasted panko, and fresh chives if you're using them. Serve it hot and watch it disappear.
Add to Pinterest The first time I served this, my friend who claims to hate spicy food finished her bowl and asked for more. She said it was the creaminess that balanced everything out, the way the heat didn't linger but just warmed you from the inside. That's when I knew this wasn't just a recipe—it was a way to surprise people, to change their minds about what comfort food could be.
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How to Adjust the Heat
If you're nervous about spice, start with two jalapeños instead of four, and make sure to scrape out every seed and white membrane. You'll still get the flavor and the char without the burn. On the flip side, if you want more heat, leave some seeds in or add a pinch of cayenne to the sauce. I've done both, depending on who's coming to dinner, and it always works.
Make It Your Own
This dish is flexible in the best way. Swap the bacon for turkey bacon or skip it entirely and lean on the smoked paprika for that smoky note. Add diced grilled chicken or sautéed shrimp if you want more protein. I've even stirred in a handful of spinach at the end, just to feel like I'm balancing things out. The base is so good that it holds up to whatever you throw at it.
Storing and Reheating
Leftovers keep in the fridge for up to three days, though the sauce will thicken as it cools. When you reheat it, add a splash of milk or cream and warm it gently on the stovetop, stirring often. The microwave works in a pinch, but the stovetop brings the sauce back to life. I usually eat leftovers straight from the pan, standing at the stove, because it's that good.
- Store in an airtight container to keep the pasta from drying out.
- Top with fresh panko and bacon after reheating, not before, so they stay crispy.
- If you're meal prepping, keep the sauce and pasta separate until you're ready to eat.
Add to Pinterest This is the kind of dish that makes people lean back in their chairs and sigh, the kind that turns a regular Tuesday into something worth remembering. Make it once, and I promise you'll keep coming back to it.
Recipe Questions & Answers
- → How can I reduce the spice level in this pasta?
Use fewer jalapeños or select smaller ones for milder heat. Remove all seeds and membranes from the jalapeños before roasting, as these contain the most capsaicin. You can also reduce the amount of roasted jalapeños mixed into the sauce while keeping some for garnish.
- → Can I make this vegetarian?
Absolutely. Omit the bacon entirely and increase the smoked paprika to 1 teaspoon for depth of flavor. Consider adding sautéed mushrooms or sun-dried tomatoes for umami richness and substance. Vegetarian guests will appreciate the creamy cheese sauce and roasted jalapeños.
- → What pasta shapes work best for this dish?
Penne and rotini are ideal because their ridges and spirals trap the creamy sauce. Farfalle (bow ties) and fusilli also work beautifully. Avoid thin pasta like spaghetti, which won't hold the thick cheese sauce as effectively.
- → How do I prevent lumps in the cheese sauce?
Whisk constantly as you gradually add the milk to the roux. Keep heat at medium to avoid scorching. Ensure the cream cheese is softened before adding, and whisk in smaller chunks rather than one large piece. If lumps form, strain the sauce through fine mesh.
- → Can I prepare this ahead of time?
Cook the pasta and prepare the sauce components separately up to 2 hours ahead. Refrigerate and reheat the sauce gently over low heat with a splash of milk to restore creaminess. Roast the jalapeños fresh or up to 4 hours before serving. Combine everything just before serving for best texture.
- → What proteins pair well with this pasta?
Beyond bacon, try grilled or diced chicken breast for lean protein, or crispy pancetta for deeper flavor. Shrimp adds elegance, while ground chorizo brings additional spice. For a heartier version, include both bacon and sautéed chicken breast.